Well, first off, little isn't quite the right word. In my case is big and long and...get your mind out of the gutter...the ditch will suffice!!!
I'm having problems with my characters. They've been in the bedroom for, get this, seven pages. Eeep! Nothing I do or say seems to get through! I'm tearing my hair out trying to get them to at least come up for air, or food, or meaningful conversation, but...nah, it ain't happening!
I get that they haven't seen each other for years but this is ridiculous! One of them is going to drop dead at this stage. I tried using the telephone call strategy to prise them apart, but heck, hero didn't answer the call!
Someone please pass me the foghorn or a bucket of iced water or a lassoo or...anything, please, I need help!
Maybe I'll get my good friend Joe Manganiello (who plays Alcide Herveaux in True Blood) to give me a hand since his surname actually means "billy club". What do you think?